Golf

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Post 1 by Odin (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 30-Jun-2009 4:58:57

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and

enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and

took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I

missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun

said tartly.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike

you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out

of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice ........

"Shit, I missed."

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 30-Jun-2009 16:23:30

Wow! Lmaoooooo! Hilarious!

Post 3 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 30-Jun-2009 19:31:58

herd it. But still good.